Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Pub Quiz!

Smooth Guinness... sloppy burgers... matching wits with strange bearded dudes... it could only be Trivia Tuesday at Tigin! 


If you live in Stamford you owe it to yourself to try pub quiz here at least once.  The game starts at 8:30 on Tuesdays, but to grab a table you really need to arrive around 8 at the latest.  I've heard there is a prize, but winning it hasn't been an issue yet.  Competition isn't as formidable as some of the Yalies at Anna Liffy's in New Haven, but it is enough to humble the average college grad who can't always match Olympians of the past 50 years to the cities of their respective triumphs.

Even if you're the type whose contribution is limited to correctly identifying Drew Barrymore in the picture round, you can sit and take amusement in the creatively vulgar team names.  Some of tonight's highlights include:  

"No Means Yes & Yes Means Anal"
" My Computer Has a Virus & It Hurts When I Press P" 

Any inordinate amount of typos or grammatical mistakes is brought to you tonight courtesy of Guinness.  

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Deadford St

Much to the chagrin of local independent restaurants, Stamford is considering moving the cut off on meter fees up to 10pm. The restaurateurs claim that this development will be a further hit to business, a market that has already suffered from the arrival of the new chain restaurants at the mall plaza.

I understand how running to "feed the meter" at regular intervals can be a pain in the ass and can see how this might not be a wise decision at a time the local restaurants are already hurting. Looking around lately parts of downtown Stamford are indeed dead. Columbus Park seems to be chugging along, but you can hear your echo in most establishments along Bedford and Summer as of late.

While I think the cold weather is playing a large part for the recent ghost town, there are more fundamental problems facing the restaurants downtown than extended meter hours.

1) Suburban Mindset. Each of the major pedestrian cores, Columbus, Summer, & Bedford are each serviced by large, almost always empty city garages. If baffles me that no one brought these up in the recent Stamford Advocate articles on the meter issue. No one needs to run out on the middle of Cloverfield to pop pocket shrapnel into the meter when you can park in a garage cheaper and for long periods of time. Fishing change off the floor of your car isn’t even an issue here because you can use either bills or plastic at the pay stations. This would also free up the on the street stops for more quick, run-in/ run-out stops.

The problem is people in the ‘burbs aren’t accustomed to anything other than door to door driving. Each of the garages though is no longer than a few blocks from most downtown restaurants. Garage parking seems to be the accepted norm for a night out in White Plains, so I suspect Stamford will come to the same realization soon. The city could ease some of the growing pains by upgrading lighting and safety in the Bell St and Bedford garages to be on par with the new Summer St garage.

2) Underdeveloped Retail: After you feed in Stamford your options are pretty limited. Booze, movie, or go home. Yes, we also have the Rich Forum & The Palace, but these aren’t events you would necessarily partake in regularly. Cheap parking isn’t the driving factor behind the mall plaza restaurants. The mall at least offers people something to do before and after diner… shop. Downtown Stamford offers over 70 restaurants, but little else has caught up. Think If Stamford had more pedestrian level retail, attractions like a live music venue (think Toad’s Place), comedy clubs, attractive parks, a modern library… this is suddenly more appealing than trying out the massage chair at Brookstone.


3) Downtown Housing: The math is simple here, more people living downtown = foot traffic = more restaurant traffic. Locals love to trash the Trump building, but this huge influx of new people downtown will be a massive boost to the downtown economy. Stamford needs to continue to push to bring more people from every economic level downtown and invest in amenities like attractive sidewalks, bike lanes, & safe crosswalks that make it friendlier to move about.

Friday, January 25, 2008

The Kid’s Aren’t Alright

The skate park at Scalzi Park is the one of the few modern facilities in Stamford’s otherwise archaic park system. The park has received national attention and is considered by many to be the premiere skate park on the east coast.

I am not a skater, but I enjoy taking a break when running through the park to watch people perform some tricks. My buddy and I brought his long board down once to try it out before we thought better of it and instead pushed our lame asses around the Wright Tech parking lot. It was also an interesting experience watching the park be built. A motley crew of tatted workers dug dirt, laid concrete and exchanged early rides to skaters who bribed them with cases of beer. The crew even extended the park at no extra cost after running ahead of schedule.

Credit for the park really belongs to both a handful forward thinking individuals in the city government and the grassroots support of skaters young and old who pushed for years to get the park completed. In the end they produced a free 10,000 square feet concrete park, designed by a nationally recognized skate park designer, totalling $310,000 on the city dime, with minimum rules and restrictions. The park is truly a “how-to” in anyone looking to push their goals through local bureaucracy.

Opposition for the park though was and remains high. The park was under construction during the contentious period of property re-evaluation, tax increases, and discontinuation of some popular, albeit unessential services, like back yard trash pickup. $310,000 of empty concrete swimming pools became the symbol of government waste and mismanagement to every local set to pay higher taxes on their long undervalued McMansions who were now burdened the momentous chore of wheeling their trash to the curb once a week.

Opposition from within the city government is also still strong. Approval by the board of Reps passed by one vote and there has been a chorus calling to water down the concept of a free, unrestricted skate park ever since. “Pad nannies”, fees and parking restrictions are all masks for what I suspect is their ultimate wish, taking a jack hammer to what they dub a "monstrosity in cement".

Cut to now, where the park has been shut down for the winter. Kids have going at the fence harder than Steve McQueen in The Great Escape, hopping, cutting and tunneling under the fence for the chance to skate among the piles of frozen autumn & winter shit. The city has shut the park down until spring because no insurance carrier will provide a policy for the winter months. What the kids don’t understand is that the first one to bring home a melon cracked open on pool coping to mommy and daddy could be bringing a lawsuit against the city at a time when they are unprotected by insurance. Stamford has already been sued for a broken arm during the summer. One major claim can make it pretty easy in the eyes of the city to shut the park down permanently rather than face continued liability.

Patience children, or you could be coming back to an entirely different park in the spring...

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The City That's Freezing

The sign of any bad blog... the "I'm sorry I don't post more" post.

I'll use some Lewis Black (who is coming to Stamford in March by the way) as my justification:

"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...F@#&! IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS F@#& ! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, F@#&, time to wake up."

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Something Fishy Downtown

I noticed two days ago the brown paper has been stripped from windows of the seemingly long finished, but not opened Republic Grill on Bedford St. Yesterday, a bunch of people were filling out applications inside so it can’t be long now. I remember over a year ago when the store front was boarded up and their was a rumor on some of the local politic blogs that Joe Lieberman was having secret meeting in there with Republicians (doesn’t seem so far fetched now!)

Dowtown Stamford is now swimming in sushi. By my count, these are all the places you can load up on mercury in under a square mile:

Fin II - Columbus Park
Duo - Columbus Park
Kujaku - Columbus Park
Egane - Bedford St
Republic Grill - Bedford St
Fuji - Bedford St
Kotobuki - Summer St
Kona Grill - Town Center

Have I forgotten any?

Sunday, January 6, 2008

The City That Builds: Gateway At Harbor Point

Antares, the group that is redeveloping 80 acres of land in the South End, recently added a tract of land south of the train station along the Mill River to their holdings. Right now the property consists of the Manger Factory visible from the Metro North, a street of abandoned multi-family homes and the former McCall's building on the river. Antares is looking to attract a major corporation to two signature buildings slated for the property called Gateway at Harbor Point. Don't hold your breath for this one, its set for 2010 completion and I'm guessing that is also contingent on finding a tenant(s).


Since the property lines the river, hopefully they will follow the RBS lead and incorporate public open space that ties into the river green way.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Warriors, Come Out & Playaaaa

One thing I dig about Stamford is everywhere you are is a neighborhood with a specific name. We can practically do our own version of the movie “The Warriors”. Maybe when the light rail goes in years from now some Shippan gang can fight there way back home down from North Stamford.

My hometown did not have this. There were only 2-3 sections of town with a proper name. Everyone else had to resort to “we live near X” or “we are from the (insert your elementary school here) section”. Perhaps the demarcation of neighborhoods is common to cities, but Stamford is only really “city” in 1-2 of its neighborhoods.

Here are all our hoods:

Bulls Head
Castlewood
Cedar Heights
Newfield
Cove
Downtown
East Side
Glenbrook
Hubbard Heights
North Stamford
Roxbury
Shippan
South End
Springdale
Waterside
Westside
Westover

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Immigration Crisis: Canadian Geese

The Mill River Collaborative has relaunched their website and has some in-depth info on the master plan for the park & greenway along with the latest updates.

I’m both amused and psyched to hear about Kate, the Border Collie whose job it is to run around the park and chase off geese. Canadian Geese must be the most worthless animal ever and are undoubtedly the bane of anyone who has ever stepped on any patch of park grass anywhere in the Northeast. This aggression will not stand Canada! Do you want us to start sending bald eagles up north to crap up your ice rinks?

Why Did He Hate Him?

Some fun with one of Stamford's more (in)famous local corporations:





Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Anyone Remember Her?



In the cold, windy, and dreary winter do you long for the warm days and girls in summer clothing? Too bad the city didn't lock down the "robo-ho" for some kind of permanent display.

Regretably Sounding like Andy Rooney

Happy New Year. With that out of the way, here's the first gripe of the New Year...

When you visit StamfordAdvocate.com for your local fix as I often do you’re probably all to familiar with this annoying gem courtesy of Stamford Hospital:


A poor man’s version of the Blue Man’s group hobbling on crutches and assembling a giant heart.

This is what is called a “floating ad” in the industry, one of the more intrusive rich media ad offerings. This is type of execution is more common to entertainment sites, not respectable news sites. Obama and Oprah aren't going to fly across NYTimes.com in jetpacks for a last minute caucus pitch. At least you are no longer hit with the ad each time you visit the site anymore. It seems to be “frequency capped”, which means the ad is programmed to display only a set number of times in a certain window by dropping a tiny file called a cookie onto your computer.


Why does a hospital have to advertise? If I’m speeding in an ambulance guts hanging out/ insides violently churning/ vital organs failing will I really start to ruminate on my choices and begin to weigh the pros and cons of Stamford Hospital’s rich media internet ads vs. Norwalk Hospital’s direct mailings vs. Bridgeport Hospital’s viral ad campaign?