An Inordinate Number of the Statues Have Mustaches
Checking Marilyn's undercarriage is no longer the greatest indignity the statues have endured this summer. The mustachioed cop stationed at Greyrock & Broad has been stolen!
Not totally surprising. That wooded, unlit corner is pretty shady. So where do you think he is? Being melted for scrap? In the river? Being forced to pose for far too many camera phone pics with a joint to his mouth in some dudes apartment? Keep your ear to the ground.
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I think that the cops who have been bitching about their pensions have kidnapped him. Any day now a ransom note will show up at the Government center. Dear Mayor Malloy, if you ever want to see....
Yeah, well. There's just something about a mustache. The mustachioed business casual dude mailing a letter a few paces from Dragonfly has definitely been subjected to the indignity of some drunken revelers performing reacharounds on him. You know, for photo ops.
Let's not forget the mustache man on Summer St. offering a little girl a Hershey's bar. I can't decide if it's cute or creepy.
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