Castle Grayskull vs. The Dragonfly

Have you ever wanted to drink beer in Castle Grayskull? Aesthetically, the Dragonfly on Summer St may be the closest you will ever get. In ever other regard, the two esteemed establishments are worlds apart.

For your consideration, I present Castle Grayskull vs. The Dragonfly.

CG: Former temple of the Elders, Eternia's prehistoric rulers.
DF: Stamford's former Playwright pub.
Point: Grayskull

CG: Sole resident is the magic wielding bird woman, The Sorceress.
DF: UConn student bartendresses, very light weekday crowd rounding out on Friday/ Saturday.
Point: Grayskull

CG: Tortured cries of evil minions imprisoned in subterranean dungeon.
DF: DJs spinning House music in basement club room. Occasional Jazz trio.
Point: Grayskull

CG: Houses exotic weaponry; blades, lasers, etc.
DF: Stocks exotic beers.
Point: Slight edge Dragonfly

CG: Only a true master of the universe can enter and unlock its ancient power.
DF: Serves a delicious and reasonably priced dish of General Tso's Calamari
Point: Dragonfly

Declared Winner: The Dragonfly.

No, my math is not off in that contest. General Tso + Calamari = THE STRONGEST SMALL PLATE IN STAMFORD!